Monster White Hoodie

It's cut oversized with dropped shoulders, so most people stay true to size. If you want it closer to the body, size down. If you're layering it over a hoodie in winter, size up. Our fit finder takes your height and weight and gives you an answer in about ten seconds — more reliable than guessing from your usual letter.

450 gsm brushed cotton fleece — roughly double a standard high-street hoodie. You feel the difference the second you pick it up. It's warm enough to wear as an outer layer in autumn and it holds its shape instead of going limp after a few wears.

There's no thick screen print sitting on top waiting to flake, which is what fails on most hoodies. Turn it inside out and wash it cold and it'll look the same in two years as it does out of the box.

The zip runs all the way up through the hood, so you can wear it open like a normal hoodie, or zip it fully and pull the panel down over your face with just your eyes showing. Both work — it's not a costume piece, it's built into the construction.

Yes. The eye opening is cut wide enough for normal peripheral vision and the fabric sits away from your face rather than pressed against it. Plenty of people wear it zipped in the cold without thinking about it.

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle, then tumble dry low or hang it. Skip the fabric softener — it flattens the brushed pile over time. Washed that way it won't shrink, pill or lose its shape.

Not if you wash cold and dry low. High heat is what shrinks cotton blends — a hot wash and a hot dryer will cost you close to a full size. It's worth the extra thirty seconds at the machine.

Yes. The cut is relaxed through the body and sized on a standard unisex scale. Plenty of people size down for a closer fit or up for the fully oversized look — both work.

Orders leave our warehouse within one to two business days. Delivery usually lands within a few days domestically and longer internationally. You'll get a tracking link by email the moment it ships.

Yes. Rates and delivery times are calculated at checkout based on where you are. Any customs or import fees are set by your country and aren't included in what you pay us.

Message us within 30 days and we'll sort out an exchange. Keep it unworn with the tags on and it's straightforward — no interrogation about why.

Yes. You have 30 days from delivery for a full refund, no explanation needed. That's the whole point of the guarantee.

One of the easiest to get right — sizing is forgiving because it's cut oversized, it arrives looking good in the box, and it's the kind of thing people actually wear instead of putting in a drawer.

We cut in limited runs and sizes sell out unevenly. If yours is gone, join the restock list on the product page — those emails go out before we post about it anywhere else.